1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,660 You're over here jerking off for a swap, son. 2 00:00:03,140 --> 00:00:06,120 I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger? 3 00:00:07,420 --> 00:00:08,960 I love my new family. 4 00:00:46,430 --> 00:00:50,070 So, we're all good to go out with our own friends until after the ball drops, 5 00:00:50,270 --> 00:00:53,790 right? Yeah, I'm meeting some friends at a club, but I'll be back before it gets 6 00:00:53,790 --> 00:00:54,689 too late. 7 00:00:54,690 --> 00:00:59,250 Yeah, my friends got me tickets to the New Year's Eve street party, so that's 8 00:00:59,250 --> 00:01:00,250 where I'll be going. 9 00:01:02,190 --> 00:01:05,250 I'm going to go play poker with some of the guys, but we're going to do it all 10 00:01:05,250 --> 00:01:06,250 fancy -like. 11 00:01:07,290 --> 00:01:09,890 Okay, what are your guys' New Year's resolution? 12 00:01:10,990 --> 00:01:15,630 For me, my New Year's resolution, I'm determined to get into shape. 13 00:01:16,770 --> 00:01:20,970 Well, on that note, I really want to get a promotion at work, so I guess I'll 14 00:01:20,970 --> 00:01:22,850 try and increase my productivity. 15 00:01:23,270 --> 00:01:26,230 Yeah, I'm just trying to level up my character in a video game. 16 00:01:27,850 --> 00:01:34,690 Well, my New Year's resolution is to either get cream -pied by 17 00:01:34,690 --> 00:01:37,790 Swap Dad or Swap Friend. 18 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:44,680 Well, anyways, I gotta go to the party, so I'll see you guys later. 19 00:01:45,020 --> 00:01:46,020 Bye. 20 00:01:50,900 --> 00:01:52,000 Oh my god. 21 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:56,720 I can't even believe she just said that. She's been so quiet the whole swap. 22 00:01:57,660 --> 00:01:58,720 Well, fuck that. 23 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:01,200 I haven't even liked her since the swap started. 24 00:02:01,780 --> 00:02:03,760 No way I'm gonna allow that to happen. 25 00:02:05,260 --> 00:02:08,780 I'm just gonna have to beat her home and get all the fucking cum. 26 00:02:16,910 --> 00:02:17,910 what your swap mom said. 27 00:02:18,070 --> 00:02:20,150 She was a little angry. She didn't mean it. 28 00:02:20,990 --> 00:02:21,990 Yeah. 29 00:02:22,150 --> 00:02:23,670 But wouldn't it be great if she did? 30 00:02:25,570 --> 00:02:26,890 Oh, hold your horses. 31 00:02:43,470 --> 00:02:44,470 Hey! 32 00:02:45,030 --> 00:02:46,030 What's up, Swapta? 33 00:02:46,510 --> 00:02:47,670 How was your night? 34 00:02:48,150 --> 00:02:50,070 Pretty good. Got a couple numbers. 35 00:02:50,330 --> 00:02:51,350 Oh shit, alright. 36 00:02:51,950 --> 00:02:53,190 What about you? 37 00:02:53,670 --> 00:02:54,670 I mean, I did alright. 38 00:02:54,930 --> 00:02:55,930 I broke even. 39 00:02:56,290 --> 00:02:59,250 I thought I was up for a little bit. I played too long. 40 00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:00,470 I always play too long. 41 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:25,500 Just the boys I wanted to see. 42 00:03:28,780 --> 00:03:32,900 I thought you were just joking. 43 00:03:34,580 --> 00:03:37,000 We shouldn't be doing this. 44 00:03:37,380 --> 00:03:41,080 Well, there's plenty of things that we shouldn't be doing. 45 00:03:41,700 --> 00:03:45,240 But we do them anyways, don't we? 46 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:15,600 Happy New Year. 47 00:04:57,770 --> 00:04:58,770 Thank you. 48 00:05:31,630 --> 00:05:33,470 It's your turn to swap, Daddy. 49 00:05:34,830 --> 00:05:35,830 Let's go. 50 00:05:50,010 --> 00:05:52,250 That little bitch. 51 00:06:17,930 --> 00:06:18,930 That's it, sister. 52 00:09:00,860 --> 00:09:03,660 Thank you. 53 00:09:37,979 --> 00:09:38,959 What are you doing? 54 00:09:38,960 --> 00:09:39,960 I'm going to use my hand. 55 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:57,240 I'm not going to run for it. 56 00:11:39,020 --> 00:11:41,080 That just takes so fucking long. 57 00:13:09,390 --> 00:13:10,390 Oh my god. 58 00:13:51,970 --> 00:13:57,030 Oh my God, it's so 59 00:13:57,030 --> 00:14:02,970 good. Oh 60 00:14:02,970 --> 00:14:09,410 my God, it's so good. 61 00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:15,800 I'm still fucking hot watching them. Fuck. 62 00:14:55,470 --> 00:15:00,630 Oh god, yeah, that's it. 63 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,200 Yeah. 64 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:30,520 that you want to share. 65 00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:06,760 Oh, 66 00:18:09,780 --> 00:18:11,760 God. Oh, 67 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:13,520 shit. 68 00:18:38,830 --> 00:18:39,830 Thank you. 69 00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:14,100 It's so good! 70 00:20:31,179 --> 00:20:33,300 Oh my God. 71 00:20:34,620 --> 00:20:37,760 Oh my God. 72 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:39,620 Oh my 73 00:20:39,620 --> 00:20:49,420 God. 74 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:36,720 So fucking hot. 75 00:22:43,980 --> 00:22:44,980 F***ing nuts. 76 00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:55,440 give it to her.